Stack of Paper by the Shredder

If I was a stack of papers by the shredder I would try and slide the other way. Not one piece of paper that I know would want to be shredded so they would probably be thinking the same thing. I would pretend that the "wind" blew me the other way but we're in an office with no windows so that's a little unrealistic, but hey it might work. If that didn't work I would try and slide a centimeter at a time away from the shredder. I feel like that would be a better plan. If that didn't work, then I have no more ideas left. I would be shredded.